Bird, Lyon, Swann - a trip to the zoo
Exemplary DRS usage by Shane Watson, a brisk innings from Jonathan Trott and Australian dominance - strange things happened on Day 1 at Chester-le-Street
Given recent rumours on Anderson, there's an addition to the AUS XI - Warne walked onto the outfield so he must be playing. #Ashes
— A cricketing Buddha (@aotearoaxi) August 9, 2013
JIMMY IS SPOTTED, REPEAT JIMMY HAS BEEN SPOTTED... #handshakes #cricket #ashes
— Innocent Bystander (@InnoBystander) August 9, 2013
I guess at least we now know how Andy Flower likes his hotdogs #NoOnions #Ashes #EngvAus @ECB_cricket @SkyCricket
— Matthew Jones (@mattjones_sport) August 9, 2013
The last time Australia named an unchanged side Leonardo was just putting the finishing touches to The Last Supper
— The Cricket Geek (@TheCricketGeek) August 9, 2013
Starc bowls in 1 innings, takes 3/76, bats once, makes 66*. Gets dropped for the 2nd time in the series. Why not drop an anvil on his head?
— Jarrod Kimber (@ajarrodkimber) August 9, 2013
Ryan Harris plays back to back Test matches. The Ryan Harris injury countdown turns into the final straight. #ashes
— 51allout (@51allout) August 9, 2013
This Test is like a trip to the zoo. Bird, Lyon, Swann.
— The Middle Stump (@TheMiddleStump) August 9, 2013
Clarke not naming batting order at toss might have been a clever secretive ploy ... had CA not already named it on Twitter #Ashes
— Brydon Coverdale (@brydoncoverdale) August 9, 2013
Two edges from 3 balls for Root. Bird must have put silicon tape on the ball. #Ashes
— Richie Benaud (@RichieBenaud_) August 9, 2013
I love the part of Harris that says the appropriate time to shave is exactly two days before a Test, every time #ashes
— Brett Taylor (@behindthegoals) August 9, 2013
England 18-0 off 11. Cook batting with the fluency of a hippopotamus stuck in a sewage pipe, but he's still there.
— Andy Zaltzman (@ZaltzCricket) August 9, 2013
This outfield is so slow it makes Samit Patel look like an olympic sprinter. #ashes
— 51allout (@51allout) August 9, 2013
Backing extras to be highest run scorer for England. Still, more exciting than Cook #ashes
— Damon (@damonbushell) August 9, 2013
Looks like England have decided to come out all guns... dozing.
— Karunakaran (@kskarun) August 9, 2013
Watson nearly needed a second pitch for that loosener! Can he bat? Can he bowl? Has he got a pic of Clarke in a comprimising pose. #Ashes
— Mitchell (@ShipStirrer) August 9, 2013
Watson calls a DRS right! Wait, he's bowling!
— joybhattacharjya (@joybhattacharj) August 9, 2013
@TheCricketGeek how can that be out! Clear edge noise and hot spot mark! That goes against everything so far in series!
— Mark Hadfield (@hadders76) August 9, 2013
Trott has caught up with Cook. Which is like an asthmatic tortoise overtaking a snail with a dodgy Achilles.
— George Dobell (@GeorgeDobell1) August 9, 2013
I've got a freshly painted wall for anyone who'd rather watch it dry than watch Trott bat #Ashes
— Lucas Sargent (@LucasSargent_) August 9, 2013
The shocked look on Trott's face as he walked off was not for the shot or the catch but the fact Tony Hill actually got a decision right!
— Kevin Harper (@Kevshat) August 9, 2013
I think Kevin's got a nosebleed from being too far north #Ashes
— Andrew Miller (@miller_cricket) August 9, 2013
WHOOO! Ladies and gents, the Lyon King. Ha! #ashes
— Mary (@sizedoesntmata) August 9, 2013
Even silicone on the... oh right, that story is bullshit now. Carry on. #ashes
— Andrew Ison (@roofromoz) August 9, 2013
Bird has just Cook'ed up a delicious delivery! #ashes
— Brian Neil (@bneil33) August 9, 2013
So England are being rinsed by Lyon and Bird.. I'm thinking they need a 'team building exercise' at a zoo or something
— Jack Mendel (@JackMendel4) August 9, 2013
I really should get my Ticket money back for having to watch Bell's shot. #ASHES
— LukeMatthewStacey. (@LukeStacey) August 9, 2013
Bell hit 7th ball he faced from Lyon at OT for 6. Brilliant. Today tries same and messes up. Soft dismisal. #finemargins
— Kim (@countycricketkj) August 9, 2013
Bairstow was on 12 when I went for a shower half an hour ago... #Ashes
— Philip Cooper (@PhilipjCooper78) August 9, 2013
Moeen Ali would be jealous of the beard Ive grown since this partnership started.
— Kim (@countycricketkj) August 9, 2013
This is a Dotballathon..... #Ashes
— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) August 9, 2013
Never thought it was possible for an entire team to forget how to bat. This is very ugly. This is England. #Ashes
— Sir Andrew Strauss (@SirStraussy) August 9, 2013
We're blissfully dancing around in a gin-induced stupor now. Auditioning for a spot in the England top six. #ashes
— 51allout (@51allout) August 9, 2013
If that was given not out on field, it would have been not out. But because it was out on field, it's out. Explain that to an American.
— Antoinette Muller (@mspr1nt) August 9, 2013
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't think Bairstow's eyes are big enough for Test cricket. #Ashes #ShrewEyes
— Charlie Reynolds (@thesportsfox) August 9, 2013
even when Broad walks, umpires don't let him.
— Subash (@thecricketcouch) August 9, 2013
Nightwatchman Jimmy coming out. Oh, hang on…. #ashes
— DECAshes (@DECAshes) August 9, 2013
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